Hello stranger. (◡‿◡✿) Kylie, eighteen, Scottish, first year law student.

"I’m a simple woman, I like handsome bearded brunette men and breakfast food."




have—not:

I love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. I clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and she’s not crying, She’s hungover. Her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. They took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. So no, it’s not a sad heartbreaking story, it’s a crazy joyful one. Which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

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framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

stonefoxie:

“Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.”
— Vincent van Gogh
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