i can’t get enough of this book omg
I love how he just pops up, completely fine.
- someone: *says something*
- me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
- Mark Gatiss: (On the idea of Carl Powers' shoes) Then the thing about a name tag: I remember there was a kid at school we used to take the mickey out of because he had it for far too long. He had it on his towels... he was too old for it.
- Benedict Cumberbatch: Can I make a confession? I still have some socks and towels from school that have my name on them. It's embarassing. I actually once did an interview with somebody who said "your nametag's sticking out". This is when I was twenty-six. I had a shirt that had my name on it; it was a white school shirt that I still owned. Oh, my pathetic life.
- Mark Gatiss: Why do you still have pants and socks from school? I'm saying pants and socks..
- Benedict Cumberbatch: (singsong) Not pants! I didn't say pants... socks!
- Mark Gatiss: I'm imagining it, though.
- Martin Freeman: Yeah, we're all imagining it.
From 'The Great Game' Commentary
- mom: did you get home safe?
- me: no i died a few times
Beautiful.
Can we just take a moment to talk about Chris Pine touching his ass? I’m so glad I was able to capture this priceless moment in time.
fucking bless
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Oh dear, another tiny food post. Because I love tiny food.
There’s been a lot of Scottish scenery porn on my dash as of late. Not complaining in the least tbh.
What is it about Kirk that makes him, with all of his setbacks, a comrade still worth standing by? [x]
- me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
- me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
- me during an exam: alright focus
- me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
- me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
- me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
- me during an exam: lol fuck this
- me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
- me during an exam: oh exam right
- me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
- me during an exam: i am better than all of you
- me during an exam: peasants
- me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
- me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
- me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
- me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- me during an exam: was i doing something
- me during an exam: right test okay
- me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
- me during an exam: did we learn this
- me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
- me during an exam: is that really necessary
- me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
- me during an exam: i will kill all of you
